Lets Throw a New guy into the mix…

Lets call him R.  I met him the same way I did D, through schooling.

A classmate and I always giggled at him.  He’s very socially awkward, moreso than most men are.  He doesn’t quite know when to stop talking about things that people visibly don’t care about.  For instance, the reason the samurais would win in a battle versus a ninja.  (I said ninja…guess what he said?)…This discussion went on for the whole 3 hours we were sitting in class.  Eventhrough a movie and then during the break, when I was attempting to go to the restroom, but didn’t want to just walk away in the middle of a conversation…because I’m “nice.”

Another issue with him is that we thought that because of his looks, he was starved for attention…Don’t get me wrong..he’s not bad looking at all…actually quite attractive, its his personality that makes him undesirable.  Anyways, one day my classmate and I sit down and are waiting for class to begin when he comes up and sits next to me.  He’s flirting and I’m not exactly turning his efforts down.  Then he brazenly makes a move.  I was actually dreading this part.

“so uh, give me your number and I can take you out tonight.”

Essentially I said “no”, but lets just put this conversation on hold and break down the reasons WHY I rejected his intense little heart.

1) Don’t tell me to do anything.  especially if it involves me giving you personal information.

2)  What makes you think I’m free tonight?  Do you honestly think I’m so desperate for a date that would drop all my previous engagements to go out with you?

3) atleast he could have said something clever like, “What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper…” jeesh!

 

So back to the story.  When I told him , “ahhh no thanks.” he said, “oh thats fine anyways, whatever.” and got up…then sat next to my classmate and did the same…When she told him she was dating someone his response was:

“So?!  What boyfriend don’t know won’t hurt him…”

 

Fastforward three months.  I’m coming down with the flu and am congested as a motherfucker.  After class one day he corners me and uses a group project to get my number….stupid, sick me thought, “meh, innocent enough I guess.” WRONG.

For the next two weeks all I recieve are random text messages from R.  Eventually they begin to get later and later in the evening until 6 months later he’s calling at 3 am and texting me even later.  So one day, out at the bar I decide to engage him.  This would prove to be a BIG mistake on my part.

For the next three days he keeps incessantly texting me asking me where I want to put his…well…his “incredible hulk.”  Then when I’ve had enough I tell him (via text message):

“O.M.G. YOU MUST THINK MY VAGINA IS THE SIZE OF A BLACK HOLE BIG ENOUGH TO SWALLOW THE SUN!”….THAT got him to ease up and back off….

up until a couple days ago.  when he started messaging me via myspace.  WTF. MYSPACE?! REALLY?  can’t we atleast pretend we are adults and conversate thru Facebook, Twitter or Skype?!

It’s either her or me.

so thats it.  I’ve given him an ultimatum.  S that is.  I’ve told him NO MORE until he either chooses his current girlfriend or the other woman….he chose her at first, but now he’s sniffing around me again.

I wish I had enough woman-power and self-control to ignore him and his ways.  No i will not be the other woman anymore.

I’m wondering what will happen this year though when his birthday rolls around this year.  Will his significant other be out-of-town again?  OR an even better question…Will I be there if she isnt?

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Loving you is cherry pie

J is a tricky man.  So loquacious when its just him and I…We can talk and talk and talk…then, when we are in a setting around people (usually his friends) he shuts down and has nothing to do with me.  He leaves without even saying goodbye even when he walks right past me.

I’ve been asking myself what the hell do I do with this type of situation?  I’m usually the one who does this to men.  How about I just look the other way from now on?  How about I don’t let it bother me?  How about I tell him it bothers me?

Because he’s too good looking for me not to let it get under my skin, he’s too good looking for me to look the other way and he’s too good looking to tell him that I hate it when he does that.

Okay sure this thing (whatever it may be) between him and I started out as a PURELY a physical attraction, but shit if I like him for his mind too.  He doesn’t even realize it..He doesn’t realize why I ask him so many questions, he’s asked me before,

“are you really that nosey?”

I told him, “no, not at all, I’m just really interested in what you have to say…”

He didn’t believe me, which I find hard to understand….

An introduction

I think before I jump into any of my current exploits, I should explain some things.  I’m what my friends like to classify as a “chronically single woman.”  Single by choice, opting avoid the drama and emotional messes that are relationships.  I’m young and would rather enjoy the company of multiple companions rather than one boyfriend

So I’ve lived my life-like this, keeping it all pretty much hidden from those I’m close to.  I find it’s easier to deal with that way.  However, within the past year, my exploits have gotten the best of me and I have been drawn into the reality of my age.  I’ve watched numerous friends get engaged and married in the past 12 months and, while I’m not wishing to get married, I do wish for a substantial relationship….The one thing I’ve sworn off since I was in high school.

Since this urge to be in a committed relationship surfaced,  there have been three guys I’ve had my chronically single eye on.

1) “the boss” We’ll call him S.  he’s not actually a boss of mine, but its more a reference to his personality…and the command he takes in “certain” situations. I’m his other woman

2)  ”the graduate”  We’ll call him D.  was a college colleague of mine that I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know quite intimately via text message.  I’m his late night sext session

3)  ”the d-bag”  Lets just be honest with this one, his name is J.  He’s everything I hate about men, but I can’t get enough of him.  No one knows it though.  I’m his…well I have yet to establish that yet….

at various times I’ve had intimate contact with all three of these guys in different ways.  It’s not all about physical intimacy but intellectual and emotional intimacy as well.

In fact, If I could at all combine the sexual prowess of S with the intellectual mind of D and the good looks of J I’m sure I would have the perfect man.  But I can’t do that which is why I’ve been involved with them.  which leads me to my current situation…